Advice From Buttslice
Welcome to the advice column that I put together based on ideas of folks I see every day. But remember as the band says, "you might take it once, but won't take it twice". If you would like to submit a topic for "Advice From Buttslice" you can e-mail Buttslice at jdholt@blackbottombiscuits.com
The advice found on this page is solely the opinion expressed by Buttslice and not necessarily those of the rest of the band.
Howdy Friends! It seems like it's been forever since ya'll have heard from your favorite hillbilly prognosticator - Buttslice. I've been quite busy with my newest venture - Advice to the Stars. So far, my client list include such great names as Tigger Wood, Mel Gibsome, and Jessy James. All have followed my advice with astounding results. Believe me, my fees are a lot less than what they are paying their attorneys! And as I always say "You get what you pay for".
I still receive a lot of letters from you Biscuit fans, and I hope you will keep them comming. This edition of Advice From Buttslice comes from a troubled reader in Gilbert SC.
Dear Buttslice,
I hope you can help me. A few days ago I set off for work leaving my husband at home watching TV. My car stalled and then broke down about a mile away from our home, and I had to walk back to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. My husband was in bed with our neighbor's daughter!
I am 32, my husband is 34 and our neighbor's daughter is 19. We have been married for 10 years. When I confronted him, he confessed to having an affair for the last 6 months. He won't go to counseling, and I am afraid that I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you help?
Sincerely, Broken Hearted
Dear Broken,
A car stalling after driving a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking to see if there is any debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solve the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty causing low intake pressure to the injectors.
Hope this helps!
Buttslice…
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