Advice & Insight

Welcome to the advice column that I put together based on ideas of folks I see every day. But remember as the band says, "you might take it once, but won't take it twice". If you would like to submit a topic for "Advice From Buttslice" you can e-mail Buttslice at jdholt@blackbottombiscuits.com

The advice found on this page is solely the opinion expressed by Buttslice and not necessarily those of the rest of the band.

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit folks, it’s been quite a while since you’ve had an update from your favorite mentor of hillbilly knowledge - Buttslice. We Biscuits have been busier than a one legged cat burying a turd on a frozen pond lately, but that’s all good news for our fans. Here’s a quick rundown of what’s been going on:

First of all, we have released our new CD titled “Ain’t No Kind of Blue”. For those of you participated in our unofficial poll on the title, thanks for your votes. If you are wondering about the results, the title “Bloodmoney” had just as many votes but since only current members of the band and their fan base were allowed to vote, several votes were thrown out during the recount. Sorry, we’ll have to work on the fine print better next time.

Next, we have a new line of merchandise including t-shirts, hats, "beer-verage" koozies, and bumper stickers available at our shows. Make sure you get your new gear quickly before we head to Pelion in the fall. 'Cause ya’ll know how our “Cedar Creek” fans love our clothing!

Last but not least, we’ve added a new face to our line up – Anthony Sightler has joined us on drums and is doing a GREAT job. Make sure ya’ll introduce yourselves to Anthony and give him a warm Biscuit welcome.

Now for the moment you’ve all been waiting for……Advice from Buttslice.

This edition of the advice column comes from the emergency room at our local Regional Medical Center where a fight has broken out over a exotic pet wrapped in bed sheets (and I'm not talking about the headling act from the "Cheeta Club" either).

Always remember, when you’ve been bitten by a poisonous snake, go straight to the hospital. And while it is always a good idea to bring the snake that bit you, don’t get mad and start a fight with hospital security when they want to kill the live snake – even if it is YOUR pet!

See ya’ll soon!

Buttslice…

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